mazerunnermovie:

Minho’s mission is to solve an unsolvable Maze.

So I passed out in the shower this morning and then took a statics test. Probably didn’t do that well considering I was still hazy. I’m feeling better now and I’ve got some powerade but it’s all thanks to my shitty genetics. Thanks mom for the low blood pressure, low blood sugar, and the rapid dehydration

theairbitesshrewdly:

i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest thing ive ever heard here goes:

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

hippinjippin:

please someone bathe this awful child

the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

tagged → #horses /

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: the dc in washington dc originally stood for “da capital” but abraham lincoln thought it was unprofessional and changed it

tagged → #HOLY FUCK #yes #yuessss

missrobichaux:

steal her style: honey you’ve got a big storm coming lady

Matte Black Limited Edition Rolex ($22,500)
Christian Louboutin Rosel Suede Square ($495)
LOVE Black Zip Front Floral Skater Dress ($25.37)

tagged → #oh my god #ohhhh my god

saw the maze runner today 

i only have a few real qualms and one of them is where is newt’s limp

tagged → #me

makomori:

that’s the whole movie

astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

tagged → #kalabar's revenge

Nico DiAngelo is so important and I will mess you up if you ever say otherwise